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Tuesday, April 05, 2005

Swimming in Red

Yes, the time of fatness and lardidity, otherwise known as winter, has come to an end, and now it is time for self-improvement. (Time for another run-on) I have pretty much realized that, at 23, I am nowhere near where I thought I'd be by now, ten, or even three years ago, but I have decided to not give up, or as people say around here (now using euphemisms in place of profanity in an attempt to self-improve):
"Sexual intercourse it, I am going to go all out on this female dog (the "female dog" being life)." There's a little bit of Southern wisdom for you all.
Oh, wait. Watch this first:

O.K., you can go to bed, now.


-E said...

Well screw self improvement if I have to clean up my speech. Homey don't play like dat.

And Ok, I'll go to bed, but only if you join me HAHA.

John T. Meche III said...

I used to make out Asobi before she got big. Then that hoe dumped me. See if I ever eat whipped cream off her toes again!!!

Nicholas said...

To E: I am with you in spirit.
To Meche: If what you say is true, then I will have to kill you.

-E said...

In spirit is better than not at all ;)

jodan. said...