Yes, the time of fatness and lardidity, otherwise known as winter, has come to an end, and now it is time for self-improvement. (Time for another run-on) I have pretty much realized that, at 23, I am nowhere near where I thought I'd be by now, ten, or even three years ago, but I have decided to not give up, or as people say around here (now using euphemisms in place of profanity in an attempt to self-improve):
"Sexual intercourse it, I am going to go all out on this female dog (the "female dog" being life)." There's a little bit of Southern wisdom for you all.
Oh, wait. Watch this first:
O.K., you can go to bed, now.