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Friday, November 11, 2005

ALERT!!!

This is a Fox News Alert:
Somewhere, right now, some mundane miscellaneous activity which has no bearing on your well being and no effect on your life whatsoever is currently occuring.
PANIC!!!
Stay tuned through this commercial break, when we bring the next alert, which may or may not involve a missing white girl, a theoretical apocalypse, or tonight's Fox News programming.

2 comments:

-E said...

or maybe someone is doing something naughty and you're not included. now THAT truly is a shame!

Oh my my, I must be in a sad sad state if my mind is in the gutter this much ;)

Nicholas said...

Ah, the gutter.
Well, there are worse places it could be... *GRINS!*