Cruel Shoes by Steve Martin
128 p Putnam Publishing
In the spirit of this book, I will tell a story:
The other day I was sitting on my front porch, and I was sitting on my front porch and I saw this duck.
"Hey, I'm a duck," he said, and I said "Hey, I'maduck."
"Your shoes are untied," he said, and then we played hopscotch with My cousin Marnie, and Marnie made us hot cocoa.