If you think you should be coming to my graduation party, but haven't been asked, then come anyway! Okay, maybe not everybody, but if you're my friend (even an old one), I'd love to have you (literally, not the sexual term) at my party. It's this Saturday, the 18th, my house, 6:30-when I get grouchy. Call me if you can't remember how to get there. If you don't know me, hi, I like you, but please don't come. My dad is going to be there, and he might shoot you.