I am now better than three quarters of America

That's right, I have converted to metric. Not really, but I graduated, and now that I have a piece of paper that says the faculty of Lousiana State University has approved of me receiving the piece of paper, you can now bow down and gape in reverance and honor about how beautiful the piece of paper is. People are asking me, "What's next?" I'll tell ya what's next. I have absolutely no idea. All I know is that I've got one kilometer down, and many more kilometers to go. Haha! Bow down people, that's the humor of a bloody college graduate. Now get up, and fetch me my walker.