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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Another Review of Some Obscure Thing No One Else Cares About (Rocket: Robot on Wheels for the Nintendo 64)

I just played through and reviewed a really cool, innovative, and extremely underrated Nintendo 64 game called Rocket: Robot on Wheels. If you are interested in an eighteen year old, commercially unsuccessful video game for a video game system that ceased production fifteen years ago, click ahead. No one else will! But wait...if you are one of the 99.99% of the world's population who does not care about such a topic, maybe this will interest you: the review is also funny! That's right, it includes great jokes about physically assaulting clowns, sheep, and robots, while also promoting vandalism and featuring self-deprecation so extreme, close relatives and friends may worry about me.


Azure Ides-Grey said...

That is a hilarious description ... and the artwork on that box for the game - my word! I have entered the museum.

Nicholas said...

The boxart is soooo bad! I think it was the lone difference between this game selling 120,000 copies, and 500,000 plus. I'm playing another rather obscure N64 game at the moment that has the opposite problem. Awesome box, awful game.