I've Reviewed Another Nintendo Switch Game: Axiom Verge

Axiom Verge is a throwback to the games of yore, except throwbacks to these yore games, Castlevania and Metroid, have become more abundant than their predecessors. Does Axiom Verge do enough to set itself apart? Find out at the below link, and also, experience way too many jokes about penises and kingcake-induced stupor. I mean, like jokes about penises and also jokes about kingcake-induced stupor, not jokes about both penis and kingcake-induced stupor.
That would be weird.

AXIOM VERGE REVIEW