Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Filmshake!

Touching each other is icky!

Filmshake is back and better than ever, as Jordan Courtney and I lose our minds over 1995 box office disaster, Cutthroat Island. Why can't Oscar-winner, Geena Davis, make for a convincing pirate? Why do she and Matthew Modine have less chemistry than a plugged-in toaster and a bathtub? Actually, those two inanimate objects would have a lot of chemistry. Why do she and Matthew Modine have less chemistry than an unplugged toaster and a bathtub? Why did someone think it was a good idea to spend eleventy-billion dollars on this motion picture of film? Also, Jordan Courtney reports back on Tremors: A Cold Day in Hell, and makes me recite some of its dialogue. We do battle in trivia again, and Jordan hopes to halt his slide, else he's forced to watch yet another movie...from the director of Cutthroat Island. All this and more in this--and this isn't hyperbole, I am incredibly proud of this episode--best episode of Filmshake yet.