New Profile, and Junk

I finally made a decent profile, and replaced the crappy old one. Read it if you want to know more about me/are bored/are spying for the Government on me and want to fill out my Patriot Act file/ just feel like it. Also...
It's my birthday! Wish me a happy one, suckas! Personally, I am excited about this one, though I can't for the life of me figure out why. Hooray!!!