Aftermath: The Brutal Battle Between Slick Shoes and Slipknot Comes to a Close

It's over. It's all over. Slick Shoes and Slipknot engaged in such vicious carnage against each other, scorching the earth, parching the seas, burning the sky, the world may never heal. But who cares about all that pinko crap? Let's get to the important part: who won?

Let's compare scores for each band's albums, and add up the tallies:

1. Slick Shoes -- Rusty -- 8/10 vs Slipknot -- Slipknot -- 8/10
2. Slick Shoes -- Burn Out -- 8/10 vs Slipknot -- Iowa ---7/10
3. Slick Shoes -- Wake Up Screaming -- 7/10 vs Slipknot -- Vol. 3(The Subliminal Verses) -- 9/10
4. Slick Shoes -- Slick Shoes -- 9/10 vs Slipknot -- All Hope Is Gone -- 7/10
5. Slick Shoes -- Far From Nowhere -- 7/10 vs Slipknot -- .5: The Gray Chapter -- 8/10

So let's see, we have one draw (equal debuts), two victories for Slick Shoes (better second and fourth albums), and two victories for Slipknot (better third and fifth albums). We have final score tallies of 39/50 for both bands (average score of 7.8/10 (which is pretty Slicknot good)...we have:

A TIE!!!

How can this be? A mask-wearing heavy metal band and a sunny punk rock band are equal? But I thought you could only like music from one genre? This whole thing is garbage! How can this be true?! I demand a recount!

Don't let anybody tell you what to like.

-Fin

P.S. Slipknot is readying a new album. Slick Shoes, you've got to get on the ball and put out your first full-length in 16 years. You can't let The Knot have the last word! You both formed in 1994. You can't let the battle end!