The Legend of the Titanic (Film Review)

Mondo TV
Directed by: Orlando Corradi and Kim J. Ok; Written by: Celelia Castaldo and Loris Peota
Starring: N/A
MPAA Rating: G; Running Time: 84 Minutes Too Long
The Nicsperiment Score: 0/10

Most people think that the Titanic, a massive ocean liner, sailed from England in 1912 toward New York, hit an iceberg in the North Atlantic, and sank soon after, killing over 1500 of the 2224 passengers aboard. All of those people are wrong. No one died during the sinking of the Titanic. After a giant octopus was tricked into throwing an iceberg at the ship, he and his whale and dolphin friends sped to the ship to make sure not a single soul died. And not a single soul died. All of the humans, and talking mice and dogs made it alive to New York and had a giant party in the harbor with the octopus, and whales, and dolphins who saved them. At least that's according to 1999s The Legend of the Titanic.
Imagine the plot I just mentioned, awfully hand-animated by a North Korean team, voiced in the goofiest fashion possible, paced like a fever dream. The Legend of the Titanic stakes a serious claim as the worst movie ever made. It thankfully goes almost unimaginably far into the so bad its good territory, that I highly enjoyed watching it...at 1.5 speed on YouTube. The octopus throws that iceberg even faster that way.